unwelcome visitor (time to move!)

Tonight, I took Kody for a nice evening stroll and came home to a little visitor next to our front door. I yelled a "holy f&ck!!!!" and went running inside to get Joe.

If you're still reading and haven't x'd out of the window out of sheer grossness... the siding is about 6 inches.... making this steroid spider about 4 inches. Hmm, perfect time to get the hell out of dodge.

I will be going to Target to buy the biggest bottle of bug spray they have and we will be laying down enough bug killer to kill steroid spider and all his big buddies. These creepy crawlies are NOT WELCOME to make their winter home inside my house.